Maggie Should Tell Paul Kramer To F@*$ Off
Dear Paul Kramer:
Bravo!
I just finished reading your diet book for children. Amazon informs me that it was intended for 4 to 6 year olds, but I don’t see why a grown-ass woman like myself can’t learn life lessons from Maggie.
Maggie was such a relatable character. In the beginning, she was such a pitiful fat ass. Given she was only a child…but still. Just because you’re a child doesn’t mean you’re exempt from worrying about whether you can fit into a sexy dress. In fact, I think there is no better way to educate young kids (especially girls) about the importance of maintaining a healthy life style than scaring them into thinking they’re unattractive.
But the ending was my favorite. When Maggie lost all that weight, I was overwhelmed with pride. I loved the scene where she slipped into that pink dress…twirled around…and got down with her svelte self. I almost cried in happiness. Its so rare to find a story about a girl who finds salvation and confidence through altering her appearance and body.
Oh wait….
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And Maggie’s Psychiatrist Lived Happily Ever After Like,
Me
