Boo Radley Part 1
While in the throes of outlining for Civil Procedure, I was interrupted by the unsavory girl in the room below mine.
In my lifelong effort to be the next Boo Radley, I hurried down the stairs and pounded on the door.
No one responded.
I started to hear everybody sing happy birthday.
That’s when I opened the door by my own damn self, stuck my head in and shouted,
“KEEP IT DOWN ALREADY OR I’LL CALL THE COPS!”
Everyone paused, mid-song, and apologized.
Now that, ladies and gentleman, is what I call being an adult.
Winning At Life like,
Me
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