HAIR MAYONNAISE
My first mistake was going to CVS when I was bored.
My second mistake was looking through the DISCOUNT BIN.
My third mistake was pulling out a huge bucket from the bin.
My fourth mistake was not putting the bucket back after I read that it contained “Hair Mayonnaise.”
My fifth mistake was using said “hair mayonnaise” and then smelling like a baby just smeared her diaper on my scalp.
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Morals:
1. Nothing good comes in bucket form.
2. Nothing good has the word “mayonnaise” after it.
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Sticking to Moroccan Oil like,
Me
