Sometimes I Doubt Your Commitment To Sparkle Motion
Things That Suck Right Now (in order of suckiness):
1. My jaw is locked shut on account of my sadist dentist who injected me with “novocaine”
2. Right now I have a migraine that—I’m certain—is more painful than child-birth.
3. I heard some rumblings in my purse that I thought was a bag of M&Ms, but really was a bottle of Advil.
4. I have to wait a full year before I can wear my hotdog costume again.
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