I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO WRITE ABOUT THE WALL STREET PROTESTS BUT FOR NOW ALL I WANNA SAY IS….
….what in God’s name is J-lo doing with her life?
I saw this Fiatt commercial this weekend and it had me thinking…
1. Isn’t J-Lo 40+?
2. 40+ year olds should not be wearing booty shorts.
3. You got kids, girl. Stop that ish.
4. Okay, so she isn’t wearing booty shorts.
5. Okay, so she’s wearing some high-waisted geriatric thing.
6. Still.
7. Stop that ish.
7. She hasn’t been relevant since 1999 when I did “Waiting for Tonight” in my high school lip sync.
8. 1999 was also the last time I used the word “ish”
9. It needs to come back. ”Ish”…not J-Lo.
10. What’s FIAT anyway?
Ain’t It Funny like,
Me
