January 2012
2 posts
serious question
It has come to my attention via pictures that were taken this weekend that my hair is getting too long.
As many of you know, I had a mishap a few years ago where I cut my own hair and it made me look like a head of broccoli.
It was while I was writing my thesis for undergrad. Suddenly, in a mad existential fit, I decided not only that I wanted short hair…but that I wanted to do it...
HAIR MAYONNAISE
My first mistake was going to CVS when I was bored.
My second mistake was looking through the DISCOUNT BIN.
My third mistake was pulling out a huge bucket from the bin.
My fourth mistake was not putting the bucket back after I read that it contained “Hair Mayonnaise.”
My fifth mistake was using said “hair mayonnaise” and then smelling like a baby just smeared her...